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Posted: Aug 03 2007 at 4:15pm | IP Logged Quote kcidmil

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.,In court, the trucking
company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked
>the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favorite cow, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road....The lawyer interrupted again and said,

"Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was
just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my
I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said
to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
cow, Bessie". Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.

"Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into
the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge
semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in
the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the
other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could
hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape
just by her groans.  Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came
on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over
to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out
his gun and shot her between the eyes.  Then the Patrolman came across
the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said."

"How are you feeling?"

"Now tell me, what the hell would you have said?

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Posted: Aug 03 2007 at 10:46pm | IP Logged Quote lakota


Yup! that was the correct answer!!!

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