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Fasten Your Seat Belts
On a four-engine plane over the Atlantic the pilot
announces on the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve
just lost an engine, but there’s nothing to worry about.
This plane flies perfectly well on three engines. We’ll
just be about a half-hour late
.”A few minutes later, another announcement: “Ladies and
gentlemen, we’ve lost another engine. We’ll still make
it, but we’ll be about an hour and a half late.
”Soon there’s yet another message: “We’ve just lost power
on a third engine. I think we’ll be OK, but plan on being
three hours late.
”One of the passengers turns to his seatmate and says, “I
hope the fourth one doesn’t quit. We’ll be up here all
day.”
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