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Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the
mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead
of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds!"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says. "Worked for your arse didn't it?"
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