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Posted: Feb 07 2006 at 10:31pm | IP Logged Quote kcidmil

*Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................
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*"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.*

*"Huey," was the reply.*

*"How's your day been, Huey?"*


*"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.
What else could a duck want?" said Huey.*

*"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"*

 

*"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.*

*"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.*

 

*"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. What else could a duck want?"*

*The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"*
 


*"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.*

*"My name is Puddles."*



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Posted: Feb 20 2006 at 9:01pm | IP Logged Quote grif

2 aliens land in a corn field, across the road from a gas station.  Both aliens walk down the gangplank and stand directly in front of thier ship.  The first alien looks at a gas pump across the road, and starts to interrogate it, being that a gas pump looks much like these aliens.

the first alien demands "Take me to your leader"
the gas pump says nothing, but the second alien leans in and tells the first, "man, he looks kinda mean, don't mess with him"

The first alien ignores the second and again demands "take me to your leader or I  will blow your friggen head off!"
The gas pump again says nothing, and the second alien repeats himself, a little more worried this time "he looks really, really mean, leave him alone"

Finally the First alien says "this is your last chance, tell me RIGHT now or your gonna GET IT!!!!!" and he pulls out his ray gun

The gas pump says nothing and ZAP, the alien fires his gun.  There is a  tremendous explosion and both aliens get knocked far back into the field.  Laying next to each other, the first alien inquires "how did you know he was going to do that?"  The second replies "Anyone that can wrap thier dick around themselves and stick it in thier ear is a bad motherf**ker"


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Posted: Jul 30 2006 at 3:49am | IP Logged Quote murph_fan51

haha that is a great one grif!!

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