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Supercharger1
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Posted: Jun 03 2005 at 8:49am \| IP Logged

The difference between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your

wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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Posted: Jun 03 2005 at 12:53pm \| IP Logged

Supercharger1 wrote:

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your

wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

I think that's classified as SUICIDE in some families.

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